Excuse
live EntertainmentGeneratorGenerate a creative excuse for being late, missing a deadline, or ghosting someone.
1 tools
0ms auth
free tier 50 calls/day
Tools
excuse_generate
required: situation Generate a creative excuse for being late, missing a deadline, or ghosting someone. Returns humorous or plausible excuse text you can use immediately.
Parameters
Name Type Description
situation req string — audience opt string — excuse_quality opt string — times_used_before opt number How many times you have used this excuse before Try it
Response
Test with curl
The gateway speaks JSON-RPC 2.0 over HTTP POST. You can test any pack directly from the terminal.
List available tools
bash
curl -X POST https://gateway.pipeworx.io/excuse/mcp \
-H "Content-Type: application/json" \
-d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/list"}' Call a tool
bash
curl -X POST https://gateway.pipeworx.io/excuse/mcp \
-H "Content-Type: application/json" \
-d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":2,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"excuse_generate","arguments":{"situation": "late"}}}' Use with the SDK
Install @pipeworx/sdk to call tools from any TypeScript/Node project.
TypeScript
import { Pipeworx } from '@pipeworx/sdk';
const px = new Pipeworx();
const result = await px.call("excuse_generate", {"situation":"example"}); ask_pipeworx
// Or ask in plain English:
const answer = await px.ask("generate a creative excuse for being late, missing a deadline, or ghosting someone");